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weeklywheelnews
Apr 4, 2023
WWN 5-07: BREAKING NEWS! ELAIDA INDICTED!
BREAKING NEWS! ELAIDA FINALLY INDICTED! Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source returns for issue 5-07 and a stunning commentary on the...
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weeklywheelnews
Feb 4, 2023
WWN 5-05: SANDERSON DROPS A BOMB!
BRANDON SANDERSON: I WROTE 14 MORE WHEEL OF TIME BOOKS IN SECRET LAST WEEK! "It's true! He caused a literal keyboard shortage across the...
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weeklywheelnews
Jan 11, 2023
WWN 5-03: LANFEAR LIVES!
BREAKING NEWS! Lanfear lives! Instagram post proves Caemlyn Innkeeper knew all along! Sales of Lanfear Funko POPs tank! Local collector...
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weeklywheelnews
Jan 11, 2023
WWN 5-02: SHADOWRUNNER TO BOND SNACC WARDER!
The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest....
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weeklywheelnews
Oct 23, 2022
BREAKING NEWS! JERSEY DRAGHKAR HIRED AS DELI SPOKESMAN!
WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS 4-15 hits peddler's carts now! In this week's news... JERSEY DRAGHKAR HIRED AS DELI SPOKESMAN! "AY, it beats flaming'...
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weeklywheelnews
Sep 9, 2022
DAUGHTER HEIR FORSAKES THRONE - JOINS HIPPY COMMUNE!
BREAKING NEWS! Andoran Daughter-Heir forsakes Lion Throne - Joins hippy Tinker commune! Caemlyn's #1 Influencer and everyone's favorite...
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weeklywheelnews
Aug 13, 2022
BREAKING NEWS! RED AJAH RAIDS ELAIDA'S PRIVATE PALACE!
RED AJAH RAIDS ELAIDA'S PRIVATE PALACE under direction of Red Keeper Silviana's legal mandate! Black ajah cries "Defund the reds!"...
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weeklywheelnews
Jul 28, 2022
BREAKING NEWS! WWN 4-10 HOT OFF THE PRESSES!
BREAKING NEWS! WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS 4-10 HITS PEDDLERS CARTS NOW! WOTSERIES CONFIRMS JAY JOINING WOT SEASON 2 CAST! "Hey Elyas! What're you...
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weeklywheelnews
Feb 27, 2022
BREAKING NEWS! HIGH KING APPEARS OVER SEANCHAN FLEET!
HAWKWING SPOTTED IN SKY ABOVE SEANCHAN FLEET! OOOOOOOHHH YEAHHH! The High King isn't amused! No he isn't, and he'll tell you one thing......
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weeklywheelnews
Feb 21, 2022
BREAKING NEWS! ELAIDA CALLED TO ACCOUNT!
WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS 4-03 SUPERNANNY TAKES ON WHITE TOWER SPANKING! "This is Unasseptable!" - Jo Frost "No insolent CHIT is going to tell me...
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weeklywheelnews
Feb 5, 2022
SAX OF VALERE FOUND UNDER AMYRLIN SEAT
BREAKING NEWS! SEANCHAN UNVEIL NEW BLUETOOTH-ENABLED A’DAM Now its easier than ever to connect with your Sul’dam! No more limited range!...
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weeklywheelnews
Jan 6, 2022
BREAKING NEWS! WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS IS BACK
Hard to believe it’s been three full years already! The WWN kicks off Volume 4 in 2022 with the hard-hitting journalism you’ve come to...
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weeklywheelnews
Dec 1, 2021
MYRDDRAAL DAN CRASHES HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTY!
BREAKING NEWS! WHO KILLED LAILA DEARN? Murder weapon found but WHERE is her husband? Sniffer finds bloody axe after wife's body washes...
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weeklywheelnews
Nov 24, 2021
BREAKING NEWS! CAIRHIENIN LORD THROWS EPIC HOUSE PARTY!
IS LAILA A DARKFRIEND? WHY SHE TRIED TO WHACK-A-MOLE HER HUSBAND! CAIRHIENIN LORD THROWS EPIC HOUSE PARTY! Mysterious Andoran Lord Makes...
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weeklywheelnews
Nov 6, 2021
WWN 3-32: EMOND'S FIELD NAMING RIGHTS EXPIRE!
BREAKING NEWS!! EMOND'S FIELD NAMING RIGHTS EXPIRE! Will the Dragon's hometown be rebranded? At the end of the month of Nesan, the naming...
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weeklywheelnews
Oct 30, 2021
BREAKING NEWS! LAILA!
BREAKING NEWS! WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS 3-31 HITS PEDDLER'S CARTS NOW! LAILA! DID PERRIN'S RUMORED SECRET WIFE RUN OFF WITH BARNEY HARRIS?...
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weeklywheelnews
Oct 3, 2021
BREAKING NEWS! NARG AND AL'THOR BURY THE HATCHET!
BREAKING NEWS! NARG AND AL'THOR BURY THE HATCHET! It's amazing what a few ales can do. Former agent of the Shadow, Narg T. Trolloc and...
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weeklywheelnews
Sep 3, 2021
TRAILER TRASH!
BREAKING NEWS! Peddler Padan Fain launches new e-Commerce startup! "We're already looking at a November 19 IPO!" says Fain. Shayol Ghul...
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weeklywheelnews
Aug 25, 2021
WWN 3-27: Jealous Lanfear Snubbed Again!
BREAKING NEWS! JEALOUS LANFEAR SNUBBED AGAIN! Daughter of the Night makes the cover of "Entertainment Weekly", but fans only care about...
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