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Peddler Padan Fain launches new e-Commerce startup!

"We're already looking at a November 19 IPO!" says Fain.

Shayol Ghul Surprise! Coworkers throw Myrddraal "Dan" epic surprise party!

Dark One reportedly furious when Moggy ghosted!

Al'Vere to record Ziggy Stardust tribute album!

"Let all the Children boogie." - Al'Vere

Red Ajah testing new Catch-And-Release policy on Male Channelers!

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