WWN 5-05: SANDERSON DROPS A BOMB!

weeklywheelnews
Feb 4, 2023
1 min read

BRANDON SANDERSON: I WROTE 14 MORE WHEEL OF TIME BOOKS IN SECRET LAST WEEK! "It's true! He caused a literal keyboard shortage across the Southwestern US!" - Taylor Hatch

ANDORAN GLEEMAN GETS LOST AFTER WILD NIGHT AND MISSES SEASON 2 CASTING CALL! "It looks like King Galldrian will get to live another 8 episodes after all. Another wine, girl!" - Merrillin

Showrunner puts price of 100 Gold Crowns on his head!

METHOD ACTRESS CEARA COVENEY PREPS FOR ROLE OF DAUGHTER HEIR... BY TAKING 500 BATHS IN ONE YEAR!

LOCAL CRAFTSMAN STILL LOOKING FOR WORK! "Hey Rafe. Call me. We'll do lunch!" - Rob

The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest. As a comedic weekly satire of the old supermarket tabloid Weekly World News and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, "The Paper" (as it is affectionately known in inner circles) is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source... and if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! The WWN continues to entertain thanks to the generous donations of its Patreon supporters. If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Patreon.com/WWN. Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren.

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