BREAKING NEWS! Lanfear lives! Instagram post proves Caemlyn Innkeeper knew all along! Sales of Lanfear Funko POPs tank! Local collector driven to depression!
SELL-SWORD DESIGNER LOOKING FOR NEXT GIG! Who will hire Rob Christianson? WWN Editor tosses the dice & trusts in the Wheel to weave his next job! (QR code: http://robchristianson.wordpress.com)
13th DEPOSITORY DATA LEAK REVEALS BALTHAMEL'S TRUE FACE! Secret identity of masked Forsaken revealed!
DRAGON SPILLS TEA ON RIFT WITH BROTHER GALAD AT 10th ANNIVERSARY OF TELL-ALL MEMOIRS!
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