BREAKING NEWS! ELAIDA CALLED TO ACCOUNT!
WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS 4-03
SUPERNANNY TAKES ON WHITE TOWER SPANKING!
"This is Unasseptable!" - Jo Frost
"No insolent CHIT is going to tell me how to do my job!" - Cadsuane Sedai (Shoreh Agdashaloo)
ELAIDA CALLED TO ANSWER FOR TOWER REBELLION!
Blue Ajah retrieves Amyrlin's classified records from Damane kennels in Seandar!
Novices tasked with gluing torn memos back together (Art by Maria Lia Malandrino)
DAUGHER HEIR STEPPING OUT FOR NIGHT ON THE TOWN
Slacker First Prince of the Sword Gawyn Trakand STILL mysteriously absent from duty!
AVIENDHA TRENDS ON TWITTER... BUT WHO IS SHE? (Art by Fil Sequiria)
"She's gone to fill holes. Be patient, Wetlanders." - Bair and Amys (as played by Recappa Sedai)
TARWIN'S GAP DEFENDED BY BARBIE DOLLS!
"This plan is so crazy, it just might work!" - Martin Bel, Lord of Previs
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