BREAKING NEWS! HIGH KING APPEARS OVER SEANCHAN FLEET!

HAWKWING SPOTTED IN SKY ABOVE SEANCHAN FLEET!

OOOOOOOHHH YEAHHH! The High King isn't amused! No he isn't, and he'll tell you one thing... His people having slaves? Well that ain't gonna fly. Unlike his Flying Elbow Drop. So SHAPE UP, Seanchan. Or ship out! Oooooh yeah!

Also in this issue:

AL'VERES START AA PROGRAM AT WINESPRING INN

Abell and Natti in Rehab & counseling! "For the first time I have hope." - Mistress Cauthon

MANDRAGORANS ADOPTING BABY TROLLOC!

Did too much boiled catsfern and powdered mavinsleaf leave Nynaeve sterile?

HER CHEATING HEART

Lord Bryne comes clean about what REALLY happened between him and Morgase

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