RED AJAH RAIDS ELAIDA'S PRIVATE PALACE under direction of Red Keeper Silviana's legal mandate! Black ajah cries "Defund the reds!"
"Never has an Amyrlin been treated so poorly!" - Suffa the Good Damane
WOT SHOW SIGNS PRODUCT PLACEMENT DEAL WITH NEW BOOT MANUFACTURER! Caemlyn innkeeper sells Dusty Wheel Inn to purchase boot company! "It's about Croots." - Mat Cauthon
GRAENDAL OPENS LAKESIDE AIRBnB! "It's beautiful! I just need to add a little furnature!"
"WISE ONE" SEVANNA TO PAY REPARATIONS after calling Dumai's Wells massacre a "giant hoax"
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