BREAKING NEWS! RED AJAH RAIDS ELAIDA'S PRIVATE PALACE!

RED AJAH RAIDS ELAIDA'S PRIVATE PALACE under direction of Red Keeper Silviana's legal mandate! Black ajah cries "Defund the reds!"

"Never has an Amyrlin been treated so poorly!" - Suffa the Good Damane

WOT SHOW SIGNS PRODUCT PLACEMENT DEAL WITH NEW BOOT MANUFACTURER! Caemlyn innkeeper sells Dusty Wheel Inn to purchase boot company! "It's about Croots." - Mat Cauthon

GRAENDAL OPENS LAKESIDE AIRBnB! "It's beautiful! I just need to add a little furnature!"

"WISE ONE" SEVANNA TO PAY REPARATIONS after calling Dumai's Wells massacre a "giant hoax"

...if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND!

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