WWN 3-26: DAUGHTER-HEIR GONE WILD!

BREAKING NEWS!!!

FORSAKEN MOGHEDIEN CHALLENGES VILLAGE WISDOM TO STARING CONTEST!

Tanchico Square Garden Main Event sells out in record time! [Illustration of Nynaeve by @AndrolsNewHobby, "Moghedien" by Aeltari]

DAUGHTER-HEIR GONE WILD!

Does Morgase know that Elayne's a Tower runaway? [photo of Ceara Coveney as Elayne on cell phone, texting] "No more scrubbing pots! I'm out Egwene - but first let me take a selfie!"

The late-night drinking! (Snapchat photo of Ceara/Elayne holding a glass of wine: "Only one cup!") The racy Domani fashions! [photo of Ceara/Elayne in pool: "It's bath time, Rand!"] The language like a wagon driver! Sneaking off with a farm boy! (Photo of Ceara/Elayne in her shift walking off into the dark)

HOWLAND DEFENDS CHICKEN-TROLLOC FROM WINTERNIGHT MOB!

[Art of Juliet Howland as Natti Cauthon by Corey Lansdell, defending a humanoid chicken by Etsyturtle2 & Connnor]

WOTONPRIME BUDGET SETBACKS MEAN REDESIGN ON BLACK TOWER SET! [Photo of two Asha'man by Dan J Hufnagel standing in front of Fisher Price fortress playset]

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