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WWN 3-24: JORDANCON EDITION


IS #JORDANCON2021 A FRONT FOR THE DARKFRIEND SOCIAL? YOU BE THE JUDGE... after all, would we EVER lie to you?


TAMYRLIN SEAT VOTED "ABSOLUTE WORST HIDE & SEEK PLAYER EVER" Lews Therin: "Olly Olly oxen freeOOOHH LIGHT, ILYENAAAAAAA!!!" [Art: "Kinslayer" by Chase Conley]


IS JORDANCON 2021 A FRONT FOR THE DARKFRIEND SOCIAL? Mask mandates! Secret passwords! Clandestine opening ceremonies that even THE MEDIA is barred from attending! [Pictured: Matt and Taylor of The Dusty Wheel, Vance the Bard of the Red Hand.... masked and SUSPICIOUS!]


WHEEL OF TIME AGE OF LEGENDS MOVIE: LANFEAR LANDS MAJOR FILM TRILOGY DEAL! Leaked title: "How I Accidentally Ruined the Entire World, Lost my Boyfriend & a Sweet Research Grant in 5 Minutes" [Art: "Lanfear" by Ariel Burgess]


SEEKER FOR TRUTH ON THE HUNT! Watch out, Seanchan Joy-Boys! [Photo: Jerry Seinfeld and Philip Baker Hall in "Seinfeld"]


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Can't believe I forgot to comment! So happy I made the front page of WWN, less happy that the secret is out about the Darkfriend Ice Cream Social!

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Yes Jordancon is a secret gathering of Darkfriends who are planning to take over the World and bring an end to the 1st Age.🤣


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