BREAKING NEWS! THE HORN HAS BEEN FOUND!
- weeklywheelnews
- Sep 24, 2020
- 1 min read

EXTRA! EXTRA! HORN OF VALERE FOUND! MAJOR PROTESTS IN SALIDAR! These stories and more ONLY in Issue 2-46 of the Weekly Wheel News, Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source(TM)! #wheeloftime #WOTWednesday
So funny!!
Heroes of the Horn are fervently searching for whoever's responsible for the boy's reprehensible behavior. Matrim Cauthon is a prime suspect, but it couldn't possibly be him, could it?
Any truth to the rumour that he blew the Horn so that the heroes could accompany him to School to frighten off the Bullies?