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BREAKING NEWS! The Weekly Wheel News, Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source, is back with issue 6-02 and available on fine Pedder's Carts now! If you don't believe it, you're a DARKFRIEND! And now the news...

MAN KILLED OVER ILL-TIMED DAD JOKE! Cairhienin innkeeper the only witness! "Honestly, I can't blame him for losing his head. Everyone knows that road leads to JURENE!" - Selene Moonhunter, Innkeeper of the Crescent Inn, Cairhien

WHITE TOWER SHOCKER! SIUAN SANCHE STILLED! "She reheated FISH in her office one too many times!" - Elaida do'Avriny a'Roihan, Watcher of the Seals, the Flame of Tar Valon, the Amyrlin Seat

YOUNG WHITECLOAD RETHINKS LIFE CHOICES! "Wait. Are WE the bad guys, Dad?" - Captain Dain Bornhald

HOW TO MatGUYVER YOUR OWN MAGIC SPEAR! Build your own Age of Legends weapon in less than 5 minutes!

LORD INGTAR TO PEN ROMANCE NOVEL! "My Sword, My Dragon, My Piece" hits bookstores this Aine.


The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest. As a comedic weekly satire of the old supermarket tabloid Weekly World News and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, "The Paper" (as it is affectionately known in inner circles) is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source... and if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! The WWN continues to entertain thanks to the generous donations of its Patreon supporters. If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren.

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