WHITECLOAKS ANNOUNCE BID TO BAN TEL'ARAN'RHIOD!

BREAKING NEWS! Weekly Wheel News 6-04 hits peddler's carts now! If you don't believe it, you're a DARKFRIEND!

WHITECLOAKS ANNOUNCE BID TO BAN TEL'ARAN'RHIOD! "If the Children vote on it, I'll ban... what was it? Ticky'rod?" - Lord Captain Commander Pedron Niall

CAEMLYN PALACE RAIDED ON TRAFFICKING CHARGES! What do we REALLY know about Lord Gaebril? (Image of Sean P. Diddy Combs looking trepedatious in front of Caemlyn palace)

HALL OF SERVANTS ANNOUNCES MAJOR LAYOFFS! Dai'shain Aiel latest victims of recesssion!

DRAGON REBORN TO GET NEW STEP-DAD! "He put a bridal-wreath on it!" - Shaiel

LORD TALMANES SPOTED OUTSIDE SEANCHAN KAF SHOP! ("Mickey" from Seinfeld holding coffee cup in front of MOE'S in NYC)

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