WWN 6-01: ALANNA SEDAI BONDS TROLLOC!

BREAKING NEWS! The Weekly Wheel News is back for our 6th year! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND!

ALANNA SEDAI BONDS TROLLOC! She's so smitten she's already cooking for him! "I mean, have you SEEN that Dad-Bod?" - Mosvanni

FEUD OF AGES! ILYENA SUNHAIR CALLS OUT LAILA AYBARA! "Oh shut up you stupid chit! I was fridged LONG before you were born!" - Sunhair

UNO NAMED NEW "OLD SPICE GUY"! "I'm on a feck'n horse, you goat-kisser!" - Nomesta

FORMER AES SEDAI NOW COTTAGECORE MAGAZINE COVER GIRL

HASTY OGIER TAKES CHILL PILL! "Elder Haman would be so proud!" - Loial, son of Arent, son of Halan

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The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest. As a comedic weekly satire of the old supermarket tabloid Weekly World News and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, "The Paper" (as it is affectionately known in inner circles) is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source... and if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! The WWN continues to entertain thanks to the generous donations of its Patreon supporters. If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Patreon.com/WWN. Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren.

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