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WWN 5-11! HEROES OF OLD RETURN!


BREAKING NEWS! ISSUE 5.11 OF THE WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS HITS NEWSSTANDS NOW! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT... YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND!


HEROES OF OLD RETURN... IN CLOUDS OF MASSIVE B.O.! "There was no dense fog. That was the stench of the Gambler's clothes! He hasn't changed them in over a year!" - High King Artur Hawkwing


ENTREPRENEUR BARTHANES DAMODRED WOWS SHARKS WITH PLANS FOR FOOD TRUCK! "I'm told I do make the very best sandwiches!" - Damodred


BIRGITTE SILVERBOW RETURNS... ON A QUEST FOR A NEW HAIRDRESSER! "Ratliff's Nails! I look like a bloody Vulcan!" - Silverbow


AIEL COMEDIAN BOMBS AT TAIREN COMEDY CLUB! "So the Clan Chief says, 'Take my sister-wife, please! ...No I won't get off the stage! Do you like to dance, Tairen?" - Bain of the Black Rock Sept of the Shaarad Aiel


DO WE HAVE MERCH? "Obviously." - Lanfear


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The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest. As a comedic weekly satire of the old supermarket tabloid Weekly World News and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, "The Paper" (as it is affectionately known in inner circles) is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source... and if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! The WWN continues to entertain thanks to the generous donations of its Patreon supporters. If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Patreon.com/WWN. Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren.


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