WWN 5-11! HEROES OF OLD RETURN!

BREAKING NEWS! ISSUE 5.11 OF THE WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS HITS NEWSSTANDS NOW! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT... YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND!

HEROES OF OLD RETURN... IN CLOUDS OF MASSIVE B.O.! "There was no dense fog. That was the stench of the Gambler's clothes! He hasn't changed them in over a year!" - High King Artur Hawkwing

ENTREPRENEUR BARTHANES DAMODRED WOWS SHARKS WITH PLANS FOR FOOD TRUCK! "I'm told I do make the very best sandwiches!" - Damodred

BIRGITTE SILVERBOW RETURNS... ON A QUEST FOR A NEW HAIRDRESSER! "Ratliff's Nails! I look like a bloody Vulcan!" - Silverbow

AIEL COMEDIAN BOMBS AT TAIREN COMEDY CLUB! "So the Clan Chief says, 'Take my sister-wife, please! ...No I won't get off the stage! Do you like to dance, Tairen?" - Bain of the Black Rock Sept of the Shaarad Aiel

DO WE HAVE MERCH? "Obviously." - Lanfear

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