INVADERS IN THE WEST CAPTURE HEROES OF THE HORN! Escaped Blacksmith spotted in off-leash dog park!
LADY ANVAERE ISSUES MISSING COUGAR ALERT!
SUSPICIOUS FIRE IN THE FOREGATE! Crescent Inn burns while Skinny Innkeeper glamps it up with mystery boy toy! Couple spotted at Love Shack AirBnB in Kinslayer's Dagger!
AES SEDAI WANTED FOR HUMAN TRAFFICKING! Who is Liandrin Sedai? Tower Guard investigation points to Northharbor!
FAN MERCH SPOTLIGHT! Seal the Forsaken in your Fridge with magnets by Nadine Payne!
SONY/AMAZON RECAST TROLLOC! Larry facing assault charges in the Two Rivers! What does it mean for cancelled Trolloc's future?
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