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BREAKING NEWS! Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source is back with issue 509:

LANFEAR DOWN-ON-HER-LUCK! FORSAKEN TAKES JOB AS SKINNY INNKEEPER Cairhien's new inn, "The Daughter of the Night" gets a mysterious 27 ZAGAT rating! HOW did she do it?!?

DARK DAD'S DAYCARE'S RECORD-SETTING IPO! Is Ishamael Wall Street's new Sugar Daddy?

NO SOUP FOR YOU! Tower Novice goes on Power Trip! Mistress of the Kitchens UP IN ARMS!

HIGH LORD BEZOS SUMMONS LENN FOR TRIP TO THE MOON!

CONTENT SPOTLIGHT! Talk'aran'rhiod celebrates 200th episode without Season 2! Check out their podcast!

-- The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest. As a comedic weekly satire of the old supermarket tabloid Weekly World News and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, "The Paper" (as it is affectionately known in inner circles) is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source... and if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! The WWN continues to entertain thanks to the generous donations of its Patreon supporters. If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Patreon.com/WWN. Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren. Follow the Weekly Wheel News on its various social channels at http://linktr.ee/weeklywheelnews

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