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VERIN SEDAI FINDS TER'ANGREAL IN CEREAL BOX!
Aes Sedai makes biggest discovery of the Third Age... and gives it to a Wilder Accepted!
In other news...
ELAIDA INSTITUTES "RETURN TO OFFICE" POLICY FOR ALL AES SEDAI! "Look. The Tower is TOTALLY safe. All Sisters are welcome. Or you're fired." - Elaida do Avriny a'Roihan, Watcher of the Seals, Flame of Tar Valon, The Amyrlin Seat
BED BATH & BEYOND DECLARES BANKRUPTCY! HOW IS ELAYNE? Daughter Heir under constant supervision!
CONTENT SPOTLIGHT: NEW VIDEO "SEANCHAN" BY ONE POWER BALLADS TAKES WESTLANDS BY STORM!
LANFEAR SHOWS UP AT WGA PICKET LINE! "We are beyond thrilled to have the unwavering support of the Daughter of the Night!" - Amanda Kate Shuman, lead writer, "The Wheel of Time"
[Art credits: Elaida by Mike S. Miller, Lanfear by Mushimallo]
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