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WWN 5-01 HITS NEWSSTANDS NOW!

Updated: Jan 11, 2023


The Weekly Wheel News embarks on its FIFTH year in publication! In this issue:


FORSAKEN GRAENDAL'S SECRET HIDEOUT EXPOSED! Forsaken orders a pizza, and leads authorities right to her! Dragon Reborn heads to her Mountain Manor to take her dead or alive!!!


LOCAL NARRATOR RECEIVES MYSTERIOUS HORN AS CHRISTMAS GIFT!

"The kitchen filled with smoke and suddenly, long-dead relatives were everywhere! And I still didn't burn my souflee!" - Michael Kramer


LORD AGELMAR LOSES REMOTE... and orders throne dug up just to turn off Cocomelon!


CHILD HEARS HOOF NOISES ON ROOF & INVITES "RUDOLPH" INSIDE!


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The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest. As a comedic weekly satire of the old supermarket tabloid Weekly World News and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, "The Paper" (as it is affectionately known in inner circles) is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source... and if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! The WWN continues to entertain thanks to the generous donations of its Patreon supporters. If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Patreon.com/WWN. Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren.


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