WWN 4-05: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH GREAT CAPT. RODEL "STARBURNS" ITURALDE!

BREAKING NEWS! SAD DEMANDRED IS SAD! AND WE INTERVIEW GREAT CAPTAIN RODEL "STARBURNS" ITURALDE! These stories and more ONLY in the Weekly Wheel News, Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! And if you don't believe it... YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND!