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WWN 5-04: TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS FOUND OUTSIDE WHITE TOWER!

Updated: Feb 4, 2023


TOP SECRET DOCS FOUND OUTSIDE WHITE TOWER... IN EGWENE AL'VERE'S WAR CAMP! "Duh." - Al'Vere, Watcher of the Seals, Flame of Tar Valon, The Amyrlin Seat


WHERE'S WOT ORIGINS? Fans of Wheel of Time (the hosts of Talk'aran'rhiod, Joe, Jen, and Tom) surprised accounts STILL aren't talking to each other! "Suprised?," asks show consultant Sarah Nakamura, "Honestly, what books were you guys all reading?!?"


ELAIDA GOES AFTER GREEN AJAH NEXT! She ordered Netflix to cancel WARRIOR NUN, XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS, GREEN ACRES, and tries to cancel WHEEL OF TIME!


AFTER "WILLOW OF WAVERLY PLACE" WRAPPED, DID LORD INGTAR BEG RAFE FOR HIS JOB BACK? Our interview inside!


PROPHET MASEMA VOTED GHEALDAN'S (AND AMADICIA'S) SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! All other contestants mysteriously dropped out of the running!


These stories and more ONLY in the Weekly Wheel News, Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! (And if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND!)


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The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest. As a comedic weekly satire of the old supermarket tabloid Weekly World News and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, "The Paper" (as it is affectionately known in inner circles) is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source... and if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! The WWN continues to entertain thanks to the generous donations of its Patreon supporters. If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Patreon.com/WWN. Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren.


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