WWN 5-04: TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS FOUND OUTSIDE WHITE TOWER!

TOP SECRET DOCS FOUND OUTSIDE WHITE TOWER... IN EGWENE AL'VERE'S WAR CAMP! "Duh." - Al'Vere, Watcher of the Seals, Flame of Tar Valon, The Amyrlin Seat

WHERE'S WOT ORIGINS? Fans of Wheel of Time (the hosts of Talk'aran'rhiod, Joe, Jen, and Tom) surprised accounts STILL aren't talking to each other! "Suprised?," asks show consultant Sarah Nakamura, "Honestly, what books were you guys all reading?!?"

ELAIDA GOES AFTER GREEN AJAH NEXT! She ordered Netflix to cancel WARRIOR NUN, XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS, GREEN ACRES, and tries to cancel WHEEL OF TIME!

AFTER "WILLOW OF WAVERLY PLACE" WRAPPED, DID LORD INGTAR BEG RAFE FOR HIS JOB BACK? Our interview inside!

PROPHET MASEMA VOTED GHEALDAN'S (AND AMADICIA'S) SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! All other contestants mysteriously dropped out of the running!

These stories and more ONLY in the Weekly Wheel News, Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! (And if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND!)

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