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BREAKING NEWS! THE MESSIAH RETURNS...



BARBARIAN BROTHERS GENTLED BEFORE THEY COULD MAKE A GOOD MOVIE!

"That TALENT... it's meant for Women. And when you ACT, you make it FILTHY." - Liandrin Sedai


THE MESSIAH RETURNS! AND HE'S LOOKING SUPERFLY!

Logain Ablar: True or False Dragon?


QUESTIONERS EXPOSED!

Valda threatens young girl... with THE COMFY CHAIR!


HAVE YOU SEEEN THIS HORSE? (Image of Archie - aka Bela)

IF SO, CALL VANIN: 1-800-BELA


AMYRLIN SEAT TO CO-HOST FOOD NETWORK'S "WORST COOKS IN RANDLAND"

"FISH GUTS!" - Siuan Sanche


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The Weekly Wheel News is a #wheeloftime inspired project by Rob Christianson, a designer and art director based in the Pacific Northwest. As a comedic weekly satire of the old supermarket tabloid Weekly World News and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, "The Paper" (as it is affectionately known in inner circles) is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source... and if you don't believe that, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! The WWN continues to entertain thanks to the generous donations of its Patreon supporters. If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Patreon.com/WWN. Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren.


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