weeklywheelnews
Oct 30, 2021
BREAKING NEWS! WEEKLY WHEEL NEWS 3-31 HITS PEDDLER'S CARTS NOW!
LAILA! DID PERRIN'S RUMORED SECRET WIFE RUN OFF WITH BARNEY HARRIS? "LAILA! You got me on my knees, Laila!" - Perrin Aybara
TAIREN BARD FILES RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THE AMYRLIN SEAT! "That bloody woman is watching me again!" - Seal
DOES THE DAUGHTER HEIR HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM? "Light, it was ONE glass!" - Elayne
FASHION UPDATE! TWO RIVERS YOUTH SIGNS MODELING CONTRACT WITH GAP! "Sheepherder Chic" look sweeping the Westlands!
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