WWN 3-18: KIDNAPPED!

BREAKING NEWS! ⚡️Elaida calls for Westlands to ban all tea! Woman sinks ship just to hook up with hot Warder! These stories and more in WWN Issue 3-17! The Weekly Wheel News hits peddler's carts today!

Tar Valon Tantrum! Elaida demands Westland nations ban all tea! ...but has she?!? (Image of Elaida by Jieroque wearing "Make the Tower Great Again" red cap. She is sitting at a desk and partially obscured by a stack of books is a can of Arizona Iced Tea)

KIDNAPPED! The Shaido took his wife.. but he just mopes! (Image of Perrin with shaggy hair by Corey Lansdell, eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's Epic Faile ice cream, with Berelain (Allison Brie) behind him with her finger on her lips) "Suck It up and go find her, you big baby!" - Berelain

Woman sinks ship just to hook up with hot warder! (Image of Nyneave swimming and Lan lifting her up by Melanie Delon)

Dragon and his rowdy friends all grounded for raising ruckus! (Image of Cadsuane from behind looking at Al'Thor and the Asha'man by Tyler Jacobson)